Monday Logtar Geek Humor

Programming is like sex because…

because…

* One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. (Michael Sinz)
* Once you get started, you’ll only stop because you’re exhausted.
* It takes another experienced person to really appreciate what you’re doing.
* Conversely, there’s some odd people who pride themselves on their lack of experience.
* You can do it for money or for fun.
* If you spend more time doing it than watching TV, people think you’re some kind of freak.
* It’s not really an appropriate topic for dinner conversation.
* There’s not enough taught about it in public school.
* It doesn’t make any sense at all if you try to explain it in strictly clinical terms.
* Some people are just naturally good.
* But some people will never realize how bad they are, and you’re wasting your time trying to tell them.
* There are a few weirdos with bizarre practices nobody really is comfortable with.
* One little thing going wrong can ruin everything.
* It’s a great way to spend a lunch break.
* Everyone acts like they’re the first person to come up with a new technique.
* Everyone who’s done it pokes fun at those who haven’t.
* Beginners do a lot of clumsy fumbling about.
* You’ll miss it if it’s been a while.
* There’s always someone willing to write about the only right way to do things.
* It doesn’t go so well when you’re drunk, but you’re more likely to do it.
* Sometimes it’s fun to use expensive toys.
* Other people just get in the way.

Taken From Push cx.

Logtar’s Podcast 21

Logtar’s podcats today cohosted by Mr. Daniel DeGuia! Woohoo celebrating the ability to now drink the podcast does mention beer more than once. So give it a listen.

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Choco-turds

Chocoturd Fudgems

I hope I am not the only one that thinks, walking turd, when I see the comercial for Domino’s Pizza’s new Fudgems. The little guys even have their own website and I still wonder why I did not start a career in advertising. If someone can actually sell a whole campain where the mascot is a walking turd, I could have totally made some money. Seriously, who are they trying to reach here? the scat audience?

To add insult to injury, their latest commercial has a little girl hugging one of these choco-turds and ends up looking all fudged up (pun totally intended). I mean, if you want to sell a product, please don’t disgust me first. I dare you to watch the commercial and not think of poo. The whole campain is also in Spanish where the mascot is name Brownito, now if that is not the name of a turd, I don’t know what is.

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Friday Feast 109.

Come out and PLAY!

Appetizer
What are some lyrics you have misheard (such as, instead of “Gettin’ Jiggy With It” you heard “Kick a chicken with it”)?
I’m from another country, I have messed up more lyrics than probably anyone else… here is a recent one.
50 Cent – In Da Club (What I thought “Go, Shorty, is your birthday”, what it is “Co, Charlotte, is your birthday”)

Soup
What is the worst movie you have ever seen?
Malibu’s Most Wanted, stupid, offensive, I could go on all day.

Salad
Using the letters from your favorite number, write a sentence. Example: Tomorrow has really easy experiences.
Fridat Is Very Exciting.

Main Course
What was the most interesting news story you have heard this week?
Immigrant march in Chicago is sponsored by Miller beer.

Dessert
Which word(s) would you choose to describe your wardrobe?
Eclectic Green.

Tuesday is Choose Day

Yes this is another lazy post… why well I have no time because I am working, having family issues and just overall without the real brain power that takes to write an actual post… so here is a meme

Would you rather
:
have your own food network tv show OR your own show on NBC?
This is kind of hard, the food network is cool, but a sitcom sounds more like something I could do for a while.

sit on 100 pounds of ice for an hour OR be lectured at about your illicit behavior by a priest and your parents?
I don’t mind talking to a priest or my parents, and since I am such a good boy the illicit behavior talk would be minimal!

be attacked by a swarm of mosquitos OR a gang of squirrels?
Squirrels are freaky scary, but I think that would be better than mosquitoes… what are squirrels anyways, just rats that climb trees

be a strict vegan OR hard-core atkins diet follower?
Atkins, got to have some meat… I’m a PETA member, People that love Eating Tasty Animals.

If you ever want to play this meme go to tuesday is chooseday

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