OMG BBQ, Get set RAMBLE!

- You know those days that seem to fit like a weeks worth of stuff into… I just had like 5 of those.
- Its awesome to potentially be in a list denying you entry to visit a loved one even though you were out of town while the drama happened.
- Oh yea, I went to an awesome wedding.
- I danced, and I ate til my belly almost burst.
- Oh and I got farted on too, no lie.
- Not just a fart either, it was a full shart that probably required panty change.
- I also went to a high school graduation where I counted the non-whites in attendance.
- I have always loved rednecks, Travis indoctrinated me into the culture.
- I have been listening to and liking country lately… no shit… I know its hard to believe.
- I have encountered a new set of people I dislike, rednecks that become hipster douche-bags and drive “sports cars.”
- NO, being a convertible does not make a car a sport-car.
- Yes the mini is still a glorified golf cart.
- More smart car than mustang.
- I guess I am going to be golfing a lot in the near future.
- I will be playing in a charity tournament… so time to hit some balls.
- Ball jokes in a golf course don’t seem to get old.
- Golf is 90% the people you play with 10% the actual hitting of the balls.
- Yes, I am madly in love with my nurse.
- I had never seen Archer before, DANGER ZONE.
- The nurse and I enjoy watching it quite a bit.
- I have been so busy lately, but good busy.
- The bad busy is almost over.
- I am amazed by how many people just LOVE to be in the middle of drama.
- Really people, it has nothing to do with you directly quit trying to wiggle your way into it.
- Wiggle x3 YEA.
- Chi-Jua-Jua is still funny… so is CONNOR!!!
- That bread was def suspect.
- Oh yea, big corporations, its a douchebag move to not let people say good bye to coworkers when you lay them off.
- Seriously!
- Jdizzle still owes me a list of songs and or bands to listen to.
- I am seriously considering picking up the guitar again.
- I can get a cowboy hat and play country… around a campfire and sh!t.
- Ok maybe not the cowboy part.
- I am more a dog person than a cat person… like 60%-40%
- Did you guys know that Monday night is stripper night in Walmart.
- No lie, there was like 3 different one with about 6 kids each.
- Mallcops are the bomb when they have segways.
- Did you know that a vampire dates guys with mullets. Yeap, I saw it at the mall.
- Also when they reproduce they create a fashion challenged girl, an emo dude and hipster douchbag.
- I could be wrong and they only produced the emo dude, the other two could be friends.
- I got my first “pedi” ever.
- I tried to refuse the Korean lady, but she went all Mama-san on me and I feared for my safety if I said no.
- I swear one of the Korean ladies said “om nom nom nom nom” mid conversation.
- I know a little bit of Korean, but not enough to understand context.
- It looks like I am finally getting an official step Dad. (Mom got engaged! woot)
- Oh yea, I get to see DeGuia soon! I cannot wait.
- I have worked for too many 3 letter companies.
- Almost every single one of the companies I have worked for has 3 letters… except for a couple. NDS-HWS-CSS-AON-CVS.
- I had an awesome weekend… I wish it would have extended to the next weekend.
- I did not know I have Monday off. ROADTRIP!
- I do have some things that I need to take care of.
- Seeing people in pain from a bad back makes you really want to take care of your now.
- I am also very thankful that I stopped smoking and don’t drink all that much.
- I still love bacon though, DAM YOU BACON.
- I loled when during the graduation speech the Valedictorian mispelled the word FAITH… he said F-A-I-H-T … I was not the only one to catch it either.
- Maybe if he had autocorrect.
- With time, the truth always comes out.
- Life is too short to spend time on talking about the past.
- Making memories of us, that is how I want to spend my time.

Left Brain vs Right Brain

» Left Brain:
I am a scientist. A mathematician. I love the familiar. I categorize. I am accurate. Linear. Analytical. Strategic. I am practical. Always in control. A masters of words and language. Realistic. I calculate equations and play with numbers. I am order. I am logic. I know exactly who I am.

» Right Brain:
I am creativity. A free spirit. I am passion. Yearning. Sensuality. I am the sound of roaring laughter. I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath bare feet. I am movement. Vivid colors. I am the urge to paint on empty canvas. I am boundless imagination. Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel. I am everything I wanted to be.

Do you have a dominant side to your brain or do you have a good mix of both? I feel there is always one side which stands out for everyone. The funny thing is that even though I went into a very left brain field and can swim in it all day, my personality leans more towards the right brain.

What about you?

Chi-Jua-Jua

- Still stuck on inside jokes.
- That and I am dating a nurse. Hello Nurse!
- Until about a month I had taken maybe 3 naps.
- Since I have taken about a dozen.
- I can still function well on 3 hours sleep.
- It is pretty nice to be able to wake up at 7 AM.
- My uncle is getting worse.
- I am starting to dislike his wife more and more each day.
- When the head enters the sand to ignore reality it also block hope.
- “Punishing” someone already in their death bed is not just cruel, it should be criminal.
- I have the love of more mothers than it should be legal.
- Say it with me, Chi-Jua-Jua like a military chant.
- Remember the movie UP? now instead of squirrel say CHODE!
- I will wait until you go to google.
- CHODE > D-Bag
- Golf is in my future, like lots of it.
- I love sushi and also the train that carries it.
- I got to grill a little bit this weekend, looking forward to more grilling.
- Good vibes, yeap, good vibes.
- Sometimes what you ask for is not want you need.
- Sometimes what you need is not what you want.
- Its good to be wanted, specially when you are not needed.
- I miss hard rock and heavy metal, I think I am going to have a love affair with it again.
- Wiggle x3 YEAH!
- Music does not just get me through the day, it gets me through life.
- I might check Japan out of my bucket list sooner rather than later.
- Then there is the whole not wanting to be a human glow stick problem, so it might be later.
- Tomorrow my future step father is getting surgery.
- I am looking forward to that wedding.
- They have been together for years.
- When you know, you know.

A boy named Sophie

- Actually not a boy, an actual gender bending cat.
- Not his fault he was sexed incorrectly really.
- Nope the title has nothing to do with anything.
- Inside jokes can still be funny to outsiders.
- A person’s name was mispronounced for almost a month and it sounded like Fabio.
- The actual name was not even close.
- Don’t you love multi/city multi/hour meetings?
- Someone used the word “googlish” meaning like google in the meeting.
- It amused me greatly.
- Hand-holding awesome in personal situations, infuriating when it comes to business process.
- It is comforting to see meetings be cancelled as soon as I schedule a day off, not that it means that I am the only one that actually works.
- My mood elevator is broken, its more like a green room now.
- What is up with tree hugging doctors, light healing just does not cut it.
- I actually got a workout in this week, not sure if it will see a repeat.
- I want warm weather, not humidity!
- Talking about God with atheist is amusing.
- Work would be so much better if I could play bullshit bingo.
- I also created a new meeting drinking game.
- I do Starbucks shots every time I hear “Synergy or -Like, You know”
- My internal messenger status is “I’m still alive.”
- Have you heard Cake’s version of “I Will Survive”?
- Pretty fly for a brown guy does not sound funny.
- Pretty fly for a beaner does not either.
- I love beans, so beaner works.
- Oh yea, Colombians are now known for good looking prostitutes! Thanks Secret Service.
- 49 bucks for a handy… that is so “Money”
- You have to do p90x to get the – so “Money” joke.
- See now you are almost IN the know.
- Are we there yet?

Jealous People

This weekend I am texting back and forth with Nuke. The all of a sudden he switches gear and starts talking about a “mail” bikini. It was not mail, it was actually scale armor, but I digress.

Eventually the pictures of such bikini surfaced and one of the comments on the picture made me go, wtf.

Facebook comments often times make me go WTF, but this one took the cake this week for me.

… without giving out the who, well, I kind of did in some ways already … the comment went something like, “You still got it, when are you going to get middle age and fat already?”

I have no clue who the person that made the comment is. For all I know they are good friends and joke like this all the time, but it really made me wonder why some woman say stuff like that to each other. Was it a joke or a truly jealous comment?

I am not that interested in getting to the bottom of that one, but it did make me thing about jealousy. Mostly about jealous people.

It has to suck to want what others have but you can’t have. I thank my Mom for bringing me up to never really want something simply because someone else had it. My self-worth is not attached to my personal possessions or how I look. That is not to say that I don’t want to have nice things, or be in shape… but I don’t see Brad Pitt and say, I hate that guy for having that body.

Jealousy sometimes is simply masked insecurity. It is not something easy to conquer in every situation, but it can really derail things in an emotional level. I guess the only way to combat it is to be self-assured or satisfied with what you have.

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