Comments on: Wrong place to converse

By: Becky

Becky — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:13:14 +0000

One of the perks of being a woman is that we don’t talk to each other, esp. if we don’t know each other. It’s okay if you’re friends and you continue your conversation when you first go into your respective stalls, but then it stops to do your business (though we also have doors and dividers). If it were me, I’d drink a little less or more to get on a different pee schedule:)

Ted says to pee in the stall.

By: misty

misty — Sat, 31 May 2008 05:53:37 +0000

Wow. I was about to scream ‘earmuffs’ when you said “manning the firehose”. lol. I would just politely tell him that you would rather continue this conversation while you’re not urinating.

By: Chimpo

Chimpo — Tue, 27 May 2008 21:00:42 +0000

Emaw beat me to the piss on the shoe trick.

Just pat him on the back as you walk away and he is still going. Contact during urination should break him of any desire to talk to you anymore. That, or you’ll have found a new buddy to make subs with.

By: Mark M

Mark M — Tue, 27 May 2008 13:04:36 +0000

Where I used to work, I would dread it if my boss came into the bathroom at the same time. Not only was he a bathroom talker, but he often liked to joke while he was in there. I would be washing my hands and all of a sudden he’d let one go and yell out, “that still works”!! Seriously, you’d expect more from your boss!

By: Mike Piatek-Jimenez

Mike Piatek-Jimenez — Fri, 23 May 2008 22:03:02 +0000

I was in the airport mens room another day, and saw this guy at a urinal saying “Oh. Oh yeah? Wow, that’s amazing!” I was like WTF until I noticed one of those wireless cell headsets sticking out of his ear.

There should be a clear rule: go in, do your business, and leave.

By: Faith

Faith — Fri, 23 May 2008 17:56:59 +0000

I’d start going to the bathroom on the floor below yours. Just ditch the guy altogther.

Or just turn and go, “Shhhhhh…” when he starts talking. Seriously, unless you want to be friends with this guy, why worry about what his reaction will be? Tell him to STFU and move on.

By: Burrowowl

Burrowowl — Fri, 23 May 2008 14:59:35 +0000

Or just yell “WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO ME WHILE I’M HOLDING MY COCK?” in his face. I suspect that would straighten things out in a hurry.

By: Wookieluv

Wookieluv — Fri, 23 May 2008 13:20:14 +0000

Use the sit down toilets to avoid said convos. You homophobe.

By: Burrowowl

Burrowowl — Fri, 23 May 2008 06:58:44 +0000

Conversation in a public men’s room is unacceptable. What the hell is wrong with these people?

By: Tina

Tina — Fri, 23 May 2008 04:21:15 +0000

Very funny…can imagine your discomfort. My suggestion: Wear your ipod…or maybe even just the earbuds…then you can act like you don’t hear the dude. What a goob for wanting to talk while your doing business.

Also…since Friday’s Feast is vacating, I left a comment over there with a feast of my own. Play along if you’d like!

By: Spyder

Spyder — Fri, 23 May 2008 03:59:10 +0000

“Prince Albert” lalalalalalalalal don’t need that visual!

Tell him “Nice junk”. I bet he will never go to the bathroom at the same time as you.

By: emawkc

emawkc — Fri, 23 May 2008 03:39:18 +0000

Next time he starts up a conversation, keep your stream going and then turn to face him directly, pissing all over his shoes.

He’ll never want to talk to you again.

By: nuke

nuke — Fri, 23 May 2008 03:32:25 +0000

Yeah cell phones are the worst. I always got to the sit-n-shit, and make LOUD noises for the listening pleasure of whoever they are conversing with.

Sitting brings up another point tho. When I first got my Prince Albert, they said I might have to sit to piss for a while, as controlling the second whole was difficult at first.

By: kcgeek

kcgeek — Fri, 23 May 2008 03:18:16 +0000

Not just a Man perk/problem anymore:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_urination_device

By: Peter

Peter — Fri, 23 May 2008 03:16:40 +0000

I always get a laugh out of guys – women never do this – who head toward the restrooms at work carrying newspapers.