I don’t only want to boycott talk like a pirate day, I want it to END! Lets replace it with something more sensible, like talk like a ninja day… how does a ninja talk you ask? go here for your answer.
The ninja vs pirate debate is part of the internet culture, so you MOST pick sides… and while the Pirates might claim that they have an actual day for talking like them therefore actually having one up on the ninjas I call, Kramer please!
Ninjas are cooler, cleaner, and deadlier… if someone talks like a pirate to you today, grab your nearest shuriken and go to town.