Borat! (****)

Borat!: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is one of the best movies I have seen this whole year. While at times it is hard to see how ideotic middle America can be at times, the movie makes you laugh out loud at the stupidity of some of the people in this country. Whether completely staged or somewhat real, the interactions of Borat with the American people are priceless.

The movie has an endless supply of quotes, Sexytime, Vagin, and YES the soundboard is HERE. I have to say that this movie is a must see, and believe me you will be offended but not too much. I mean if you want to fend off the evil Jewish cockroaches you just need to throw money at them. Just keep in mind that actor Sacha Baron Cohen is Jewish.

Don’t wait another minute, check out your local listings and go watch it… NOW!

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Everything happens for a reason

“Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.”

One of my favorite quotes in Spanish is “No hay mal que por bien no venga.” The words flow a lot better in Spanish, but when translated it means that nothing bad happens unless something good is right around the corner. I have been doing a lot of thinking lately about life and what is to come. I went back and read this post I did over a year ago and realized that I have not been doing everything I need to do to become successful in life.

I have compromised who I am for the sake of everyone around me. I have so many times made decisions that are mostly selfless and thought that they would bring me happiness but they did not. For once in my life I feel like I need to care just about me and what I want to do with my life. I want to be able to say that the actions I take from today on, are based on the pursuit of my happiness and not that of what everyone around me wants or thinks.

I think that you should follow your dreams. I want to do so much in life when it comes to travel, fun, knowledge, and family. I finally have turned a corner in my life when I feel that things are going to start looking up. I can start once again thinking that unconditional love is not a pipedream but a reality.

Today at lunch I was talking to some of my co-workers, and one guy said he had never experienced unconditional love until the day he had kids. I felt really bad for the man; to grow up and not ever feel unconditional love is a pretty sad thing to me. He was very ok with it, especially since he said that you don’t miss what you don’t know exists. I have felt unconditional love from my family since the day I was born, granted not everyone is that lucky, but I think everyone should.

Maybe that is what is missing from this society, more love, more unconditional love. I guess some people might think that unconditional love does not exist, but I do believe in it because I have experienced it. I know my family loves me no matter what. I even know that some of my good friends also love me that way. I would not trade this feeling for anything, and I think I am not wrong for expecting complete unconditional love out of the relationships that matter in my life.

I guess I ended up going on a rant, but my point with this quote is a mixed message. For one I believe in destiny, but I also believe that we make destiny happen… confusing… read the quote and really think about what it ultimately says.

Friday Meal Replacement

So today I go to my usual Friday meme’s page and the author is taking a vacation… Qua, how can this be possible… people in the internet don’t take vacations. So, without a meme I am left to come up with my own. I had fun with the Looney Lunes :) but now here it is the Friday Meal Replacement… call it the slim fast of memes.

1. When was the last time you drank a full glass of water, and do you drink water regularly?

2. Name one food that you do not even put in your mouth.

3. You have an awesome meal… but you don’t know what kind of meat it was… after finding its an exotic animal what do you do?

4. What is the weridest thing you have ever eaten?

5. Would you eat a Madagascar hissing cockroach for money? … how much would it take?

Come out and play! Link back :)

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Back to the Gym

The last couple of nights I have actually done some push ups and crunches. However today I woke up early and actually got out to the Gym. I have not done it in a while, and it is the right time to start up the routine again. I am not sure how religiously I will start doing it but I do hope it starts getting pretty consistent.

I don’t like diets, I love food and the only option I have is to exercise as much as possible so that my metabilism stops thinking that the Y2K actually affected it. I swear I am still carrying weight from the 2000 holidays. Oh well, maybe this is the beginning of my weight loss… we’ll see.

Couple of amusing conversations

This one was forwarded to me, a coworker and one of our clients had a conversation about my custome…


I loved the shoes on Nacho LIbre.


He was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Proud of those shoes yesterday



They look like a pair Mike found at Off Broadway shoes. We were cracking up……Taupe snakeskin and they made his feet look like really long sleds.

ROFL… and then, I could make a blog about all the conversations I have with my friend Daniel… maybe they are not that funny, but I think they are always freaking hilarious… this was one from today.

DeGuia: sorry, was on the phone with the boss.

DeGuia: while doing so, Mason ate all the chips off my plate

logtar: LMAO

DeGuia: now he’s mad that I won’t give him my replacement chips

logtar: LOL

logtar: he has an addiction

DeGuia: yeah, it’s called food

logtar: really

DeGuia: that boy LOVES his food

logtar: what level is he at? piggy, goat or garbage disposal

DeGuia: Goat.

logtar: LMAO

DeGuia: i’d say garbage disposal but there’s actually a thing or two he won’t eat