Chocoturd Fudgems

I hope I am not the only one that thinks, walking turd, when I see the comercial for Domino’s Pizza’s new Fudgems. The little guys even have their own website and I still wonder why I did not start a career in advertising. If someone can actually sell a whole campain where the mascot is a walking turd, I could have totally made some money. Seriously, who are they trying to reach here? the scat audience?

To add insult to injury, their latest commercial has a little girl hugging one of these choco-turds and ends up looking all fudged up (pun totally intended). I mean, if you want to sell a product, please don’t disgust me first. I dare you to watch the commercial and not think of poo. The whole campain is also in Spanish where the mascot is name Brownito, now if that is not the name of a turd, I don’t know what is.

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This post has 7 comments.

  1. Kelly
    19 Sep 06

    LOL!!

  2. Melissa
    19 Sep 06

    Isn’t it nice to live in a country where you can’t rant about a walking brown cube to resemble a brownie? God Bless America.

  3. Daniel
    19 Sep 06

    Actually, i’ve watched all those commercials and have to say, i never associated it with a square crap.

    You sick, twisted little man…

  4. Candy
    19 Sep 06

    yup - I’m with Daniel on this one…. though, I must say, one *cannot* read this post with any kind of liquid in their mouths, lest they have a water proof monitor. :-) LOL…

  5. Barry
    19 Sep 06

    I’ve seen that commercial several times, and it seemed to me to be more like a square of dirt…

  6. POL
    19 Sep 06

    Qué desagradable combinar el sabor de la pizza con el del chocolate.
    Parece una pelusa más bien. Desagradable de todas formas.

  7. Michael
    20 Sep 06

    See, this is why Logtar is my friend…cause I saw the commercial and went, surely they must see that it looks like a turd.

    And then I thought–maybe I’m just sick and need some serious help…

    But then I come here and it’s all OK…it’s not just me.

    Thank goodness!

    Bless the Internet! It is wonderful.

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