Chocoturd Fudgems

I hope I am not the only one that thinks, walking turd, when I see the comercial for Domino’s Pizza’s new Fudgems. The little guys even have their own website and I still wonder why I did not start a career in advertising. If someone can actually sell a whole campain where the mascot is a walking turd, I could have totally made some money. Seriously, who are they trying to reach here? the scat audience?

To add insult to injury, their latest commercial has a little girl hugging one of these choco-turds and ends up looking all fudged up (pun totally intended). I mean, if you want to sell a product, please don’t disgust me first. I dare you to watch the commercial and not think of poo. The whole campain is also in Spanish where the mascot is name Brownito, now if that is not the name of a turd, I don’t know what is.

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7 comments on “Choco-turds

  1. Isn’t it nice to live in a country where you can’t rant about a walking brown cube to resemble a brownie? God Bless America.

  2. Actually, i’ve watched all those commercials and have to say, i never associated it with a square crap.

    You sick, twisted little man…

  3. yup – I’m with Daniel on this one…. though, I must say, one *cannot* read this post with any kind of liquid in their mouths, lest they have a water proof monitor. :-) LOL…

  4. Qué desagradable combinar el sabor de la pizza con el del chocolate.
    Parece una pelusa más bien. Desagradable de todas formas.

  5. See, this is why Logtar is my friend…cause I saw the commercial and went, surely they must see that it looks like a turd.

    And then I thought–maybe I’m just sick and need some serious help…

    But then I come here and it’s all OK…it’s not just me.

    Thank goodness!

    Bless the Internet! It is wonderful.

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